Description

The greatest romance in all of English literature gets a wacky, rhyming makeover. 

The Bennet girls have a chance to meet well-to-do gents at the Ding-A-Ling Prance Dance, but there might be some relatives in the way before they can ride off into the sunset on Honk Jingle Horses. 

This whimsical retelling is something Dr. Seuss might come up with if he had his way with the time-tested Jane Austen classic.