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Little Tommy would rather play Call of Duty than listen to his babysitter, Claire, read a bedtime story, especially one as sappy as Little Women. But Claire’s rendition of the beloved novel turns out to be more violent than he expected. After all, everyone knows Steven Spielberg stole the idea for Jurassic Park from Louisa May Alcott, and that lightsabers were totally a Civil War invention. Forget what you know about the mild-mannered March sisters: these little women are out for blood.